"It's always been one of my dreams to live near a brook."
Did you know there are people in the world who leave the water running while they brush their teeth?
I know, I couldn’t believe it either. It seems like the kind of thing that would only show up in a movie—not in real life.
I grew up in Southern California, the in…
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